Monday, March 31, 2008

Don't Mess with Breakfast

This morning, I was creating a masterpiece of food, when someone tried
to stop me. The person said, "Stop making the potatos and bacon, there
isn't time. Just make toast."

This person, this morning, has commited a crime against humanity. This
sort of behavior is both evil and un-American. Please, everyone join
with me as I pray for this man's soul.

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